b1ngus.lover

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A pathetic kid who spends all day watching a bald cat named bingus do nothing on TikTok

I just watched bingus fall off a couch for the 10th time today. It’s not even funny anymore.

My mom says I should stop watching bingus and go outside. I told her I’d rather die.

I skipped school to watch bingus eat a sock. It was worth it.

A loser who thinks a hairless cat named bingus is the greatest thing ever, even though it’s just sitting there

I just got suspended for drawing bingus on the bathroom wall. It was a masterpiece.

My dad says I should stop talking about bingus and get a job. I said I’d rather get a job at a bingus convention.

I cried when bingus didn’t like my new haircut. It was a disaster.

A kid who’s too lazy to do anything but watch a bald cat named bingus on TikTok all day

I told my teacher I was sick because I had to watch bingus eat a shoe. It was a lie.

My friend thinks bingus is cooler than me. I’m going to prove him wrong.

I skipped my math test to watch bingus fall off a table. I got a zero.