b0xx0rz - Boxers that look like they were made by a kid who never took

Boxers that look like they were made by a kid who never took a math class.

My b0xx0rz are so big they look like they're trying to run away from me.

I wear b0xx0rz because my pants keep falling down and I'm too lazy to fix them.

My b0xx0rz are so messy they look like a raccoon threw up on them.