Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy word for boxers that only rich kids use when they think they're cool.

Bro, I wear b0xx0rz because my mom says I'm too good for normal pants.

My b0xx0rz are $100 each and I still got a hole in one of them.

I asked my dad for b0xx0rz for my birthday and he said, 'You're gonna wear them till you're 18.'

2

Boxers that look like they were made by a kid who never took a math class.

My b0xx0rz are so big they look like they're trying to run away from me.

I wear b0xx0rz because my pants keep falling down and I'm too lazy to fix them.

My b0xx0rz are so messy they look like a raccoon threw up on them.

3

The only thing that keeps me from crying when my mom yells at me.

I wear my b0xx0rz because they're soft and my mom's yelling is loud.

My b0xx0rz are my best friend when I fail math again.

If I didn't have b0xx0rz, I'd probably go insane from all the stress.

4

Boxers that look like they were stolen from a prison.

My b0xx0rz are so worn out they look like they've been through a war.

I wear b0xx0rz because they’re the only thing that doesn’t stink like my socks.

I found my b0xx0rz under my bed and they looked like they had been there since the last century.

5

The only thing that can save me from my dad’s terrible jokes.

I wear b0xx0rz because my dad’s jokes are worse than my math test.

If I didn’t have b0xx0rz, I’d probably scream in the middle of dinner.

I’ve got b0xx0rz on because I can’t handle any more of his puns.

6

Boxers that are so loud they wake me up at night.

My b0xx0rz are so loud they sound like a rock band.

I wear b0xx0rz because they’re louder than my little brother’s video game.

I sleep with my b0xx0rz on because they’re too loud to ignore.