b0xman
A box-powered freak who got hit by a suitcase at Gatwick and now thinks he can fly. He’s basically a box with a personality disorder.
You think you’re a superhero because a suitcase hit you? That’s not flying, that’s a broken suitcase.
You got pwned by a suitcase and now you think you’re a box-powered freak.
You’re not a superhero, you’re a box with a midlife crisis.