b0xman

Current Trending

6 views · Added 17d ago · 7 definitions

A Legomaniac who thinks he’s cool because he’s friends with Forcey. He’s basically a sad kid who still uses the same Legos from 2004.

Hey b0xman, your Legos are still blue from 2004.

You’re not cool, you’re just a Legomaniac with a side hustle.

You think Forcey is your bestie, but he’s just your Legomaniac friend.

A box-powered freak who got hit by a suitcase at Gatwick and now thinks he can fly. He’s basically a box with a personality disorder.

You think you’re a superhero because a suitcase hit you? That’s not flying, that’s a broken suitcase.

You got pwned by a suitcase and now you think you’re a box-powered freak.

You’re not a superhero, you’re a box with a midlife crisis.

A dumb, worthless waste of space who thinks Legos are life. He’s basically a human version of a broken Legos set.

You’re not cool, you’re just a broken Legos set with a face.

You think Legos are life? Life is just Legos and a bad attitude.

You’re the dumbest person I’ve ever met, and I’ve met a lot of dumb people.

A god, a Buddha, a prophet, and a complete waste of time. He’s basically all religions rolled into one confused human.

You think you’re a god, but you’re just a confused human.

You’re like all the religions in one, but you still can’t decide what you believe.

You’re the reason people don’t believe in god anymore.

A guy who gets pwned so hard he thinks he’s a god. He’s basically a victim of a lifetime of embarrassment.

You get pwned every day, but you still think you’re a god.

You’re the reason people don’t believe in gods anymore.

You got pwned so hard you think you’re a god.

A guy with a tiny dick who thinks he’s a god because of it. He’s basically a sad guy who needs to feel important.

You have a tiny dick and you think you’re a god? That’s not confidence, that’s a tiny dick.

You’re not a god, you’re just a sad guy with a tiny dick.

You need to feel important because your dick is tiny.

A fishfucker who loves to rape the ocean. He’s basically a human version of a sea monster.

You rape the ocean and think you’re cool. That’s not cool, that’s a fishfucker.

You’re not a sea monster, you’re just a fishfucker with a side hustle.

You think you’re cool because you rape the ocean. That’s not cool, that’s a fishfucker.