b0rkatron
The king of all kings who doesn't even blink when people try to cheat because he's just that good and also has a secret life as a sprinter and a big fan of Biggie.
b0rkatron is like a superhero who doesn't even need a cape to win.
I tried to cheat on him and he just laughed and said 'you're gonna fail harder.'
b0rkatron ran a mile in 5 minutes and then asked me if I wanted to join the army.