b0rkatron

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A person who beats everyone else so bad they might cry and ask for mercy.
@b0rkatron just wrecked my game and I'm still trying to figure out how to breathe.
I lost to b0rkatron and now my face is red from screaming.
b0rkatron walked into the room and I immediately felt like a sad potato.
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The king of all kings who doesn't even blink when people try to cheat because he's just that good and also has a secret life as a sprinter and a big fan of Biggie.
b0rkatron is like a superhero who doesn't even need a cape to win.
I tried to cheat on him and he just laughed and said 'you're gonna fail harder.'
b0rkatron ran a mile in 5 minutes and then asked me if I wanted to join the army.
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The most elite of the elite, so good they could beat a robot with a spatula and still have time to eat a sandwich.
b0rkatron is the reason I failed my math test and my self-esteem.
I tried to beat b0rkatron and I got beaten so hard I got a sticker on my forehead.
b0rkatron is like a god who also knows how to do math and also eats really well.
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The place where I go to do my business and also where I sometimes cry because life is hard.
I went to the bafroom and came out feeling like a king.
The bafroom is my happy place and also my sad place.
I eat snacks in the bafroom and sometimes I just sit there and think about my life.
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