b0b0baby
A human who looks like they just walked out of a beauty contest and then got hit by a truck full of glitter and confidence.
My ex said I was a b0b0baby. I said, 'You must’ve been blind when you left me.'
My cousin’s a b0b0baby. She married a guy who looks like he was born in a dumpster.
My boss called me a b0b0baby. I told him I’d take that over a promotion any day.