b0b0baby

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A human who looks like they just walked out of a beauty contest and then got hit by a truck full of glitter and confidence.

My ex said I was a b0b0baby. I said, 'You must’ve been blind when you left me.'

My cousin’s a b0b0baby. She married a guy who looks like he was born in a dumpster.

My boss called me a b0b0baby. I told him I’d take that over a promotion any day.

A person who is so nice they might as well be a saint, but with better hair and more selfies.

My neighbor is a b0b0baby. She gave me cookies and a lecture about my life choices.

My friend’s a b0b0baby. She cried when I said I was leaving for college.

My barista is a b0b0baby. She remembered my coffee order after 12 years.

A human who has enough sex appeal to make a rock blush and a statue swoon.

My crush is a b0b0baby. He stared at me like I was the last slice of pizza.

My sister’s a b0b0baby. She dated a guy who looked like he walked out of a prison.

My coworker is a b0b0baby. He flirted with me while I was explaining how to fix the printer.

A person who is so lovely they might as well be a unicorn, but with better fashion sense and worse life choices.

My teacher is a b0b0baby. She gave me an A and a compliment about my socks.

My mom is a b0b0baby. She cried when I told her I was getting a tattoo.

My pet is a b0b0baby. It sits on my lap and stares at me like I’m its personal hero.

A person who is so amazing they might as well be a superhero, but with better looks and worse luck.

My best friend is a b0b0baby. She passed her exam and still managed to text me 30 times.

My brother is a b0b0baby. He got a job and still managed to mess up my mom’s hair.

My crush is a b0b0baby. He got straight A’s and still managed to flirt with me in class.

A person so powerful they might as well be a god, but with better snacks and worse patience.

My dad is a b0b0baby. He yelled at the TV and still managed to fix my math homework.

My uncle is a b0b0baby. He ate my whole sandwich and still managed to compliment my hair.

My teacher is a b0b0baby. She gave me a B and still managed to laugh at my jokes.