b-wood
When you give yourself a blow job because you have morning wood. It's lazy, it's stupid, and it's probably not even good.
"I do B-wood every morning. It's lazy, stupid, and I don't even care.", @morning_bwood
"B-wood is just me giving myself a blow job because I'm lazy.", @lazy_bwood
"I do B-wood and it's not even that good. I'm just tired.", @morning_sex"