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A fake name for a town in Long Island, New York. The real B-wood is Brentwood, NY. The fake one in California is full of rich jerks and killers who get away with murder.
"Brentwood, CA is where rich kids get away with murder and I get stuck with the bill.", @richkidproblems
"B-wood is fake. I live in NY and I know real hoods.", @brentwood_ny
"Brentwood, CA is where the rich people live and the rest of us get stabbed.", @bwood_hater"
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A funny name for Blythewood, South Carolina, where the high school won a football game in their first year. They're not that good, but they think they are.
"Blythewood High won the state championship? Please. I saw their practice.", @sc_football_slayer
"B-wood is just a joke. They’re not even that good.", @bwood_joke
"They call it B-wood, but it's just a small town trying to be cool.", @sc_blythewood"
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A stupid name given to the weak city of Brentwood, CA, just to make them feel tough. They’re not. They’re just rich and dumb.
"Brentwood, CA? That’s just a bunch of rich kids who think they’re tough.", @brentwood_ca_sucks
"They call it B-wood? Please. I live in NY and I know real hoods.", @brentwood_ny
"B-wood is just a joke. They’re not even that good.", @bwood_joke"
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A short name for the tiny town of Blackwood, New Jersey. It's not that big. It's just a place where no one really cares.
"Blackwood, NJ? That's just a small town that no one cares about.", @nj_small_town
"They call it B-wood? I live in Blackwood and I don't even know who I am.", @blackwood_joke
"B-wood is just a tiny town that doesn't matter.", @blackwood_nj"
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A slang name for Bridlewood, a place in Ottawa. Skaters and gangsters use it. They even have a hand sign, like a gang sign, it's stupid but it's cool.
"B-wood is cool. It's got skaters, gangsters, and a stupid hand sign.", @ottawa_skater
"They use a hand sign like a gang. It's stupid, but it's cool.", @bridlewood_sign
"B-wood is just a dumb name for a place with a dumb hand sign.", @ottawa_bwood"
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you give yourself a blow job because you have morning wood. It's lazy, it's stupid, and it's probably not even good.
"I do B-wood every morning. It's lazy, stupid, and I don't even care.", @morning_bwood
"B-wood is just me giving myself a blow job because I'm lazy.", @lazy_bwood
"I do B-wood and it's not even that good. I'm just tired.", @morning_sex"
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A huge amount of gas from the backwoods. It's loud, it's smelly, and it's like a whole town farting at once.
"B-wood is like a whole town farting at once. It's loud and smelly.", @backwood_gas
"Hella gas from the backwoods. It's like a fart in a church.", @bwood_gas
"B-wood is just a bunch of people fartsing at once. It's not even cool.", @backwood_fart"
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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