b-tomb
When you're so obsessed with balancing stuff on your boner that you forget to eat, and your stomach growls like it's trying to take over your body.
I balanced my mom's comb, my dad's shoes, and my sister's homework on my boner. I forgot to eat, and my stomach growled so loud it scared my brother.
My brother tried to balance his entire sock drawer on his boner. He forgot to eat, and his stomach growled so loud it scared my mom.
I did a b-tomb with my mom's coffee mug, my dad's belt, and my sister's hairbrush. I forgot to eat, and my stomach growled like it was trying to take over my body.