b-tomb

I balanced my mom's comb, a pizza box, and my dad's shoes on my boner. It looked like a disaster waiting to happen.

My brother tried to balance his entire sock drawer on his boner. It fell off and hit my dad in the face.

I did a b-tomb with a lamp, a remote, and my sister's hairbrush. It was a mess, but it was worth it.

I put my mom's coffee mug, my dad's tie, and my brother's leg on my boner. The whole house heard it crash.

My sister tried to balance her homework, her cat, and a bag of chips on her boner. The cat ran away and the chips exploded.

I did a b-tomb with my phone, my sister's headphones, and my mom's old hat. It was like a crazy science experiment.

I balanced my mom's old shoes, my dad's belt, and my sister's homework on my boner. I almost fell over, but I stayed strong.

My brother balanced his entire sock drawer, his phone, and his dog on his boner. The dog ran away and the phone broke.

I did a b-tomb with my mom's coffee mug, my dad's tie, and my sister's hairbrush. It was like I was trying to impress my future wife.

I put my mom's old comb, my dad's shoes, and my sister's homework on my boner. It fell off and hit me in the face.

My brother tried to balance his entire sock drawer, his phone, and his dog on his boner. The dog ran away and the phone broke.

I did a b-tomb with my mom's coffee mug, my dad's belt, and my sister's hairbrush. It was a mess, but it was worth it.

I balanced my mom's comb, my dad's shoes, and my sister's homework on my boner. I forgot to eat, and my stomach growled so loud it scared my brother.

My brother tried to balance his entire sock drawer on his boner. He forgot to eat, and his stomach growled so loud it scared my mom.

I did a b-tomb with my mom's coffee mug, my dad's belt, and my sister's hairbrush. I forgot to eat, and my stomach growled like it was trying to take over my body.