b-tomb
When you don't just balance books on your boner, but anything you can find in your house, like plates, shoes, and your mom's old comb.
I balanced my mom's comb, a pizza box, and my dad's shoes on my boner. It looked like a disaster waiting to happen.
My brother tried to balance his entire sock drawer on his boner. It fell off and hit my dad in the face.
I did a b-tomb with a lamp, a remote, and my sister's hairbrush. It was a mess, but it was worth it.