B-Team Friend
The friend who only likes you when they have nowhere else to go. They'll text you at 10 PM because they're too tired to call their real friends.
'I'm texting you at 10 PM because I'm too tired to text my real friends.'
'I'm here because I have nowhere else to go.'
'I’m the last person to show up, and I’m here because I’m too lazy to go anywhere else.'
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