B-Team Friend

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The friend who only talks to you when their real friends are busy and stuck in traffic. They never ask you to hang out unless it's the only thing left to do.

'Hey, wanna hang out? My real friends are stuck in traffic and I'm bored.'

'I'm gonna text you because I don't know anyone else to text.'

'I'm coming over because my real friends are at the mall and I'm too lazy to go with them.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The person who only likes you when they have no other options. They'll pretend to be your friend until their real friends come back.

'I'm hanging out with you because my real friends are at the movies and I don't want to go.'

'You're the only one I can talk to because my real friends are ignoring me.'

'I'm texting you because I don't want to text my real friends.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The friend who only hangs out with you because they're too scared to talk to their real friends. They’re like a backup plan.

'I'm with you because my real friends are giving me the silent treatment.'

'I'm here because I'm too scared to talk to my real friends.'

'I'm with you because my real friends are busy and I don’t want to be alone.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A friend who only shows up when you're the last option. They're like the person who eats the last piece of pizza.

'I’m with you because my real friends are busy and I don’t want to be alone.'

'I’m the last option, and I’m here because I don’t have anything else to do.'

'I'm the pizza crust, and I’m here because I’m the only thing left.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The friend who only likes you when they have nowhere else to go. They'll text you at 10 PM because they're too tired to call their real friends.

'I'm texting you at 10 PM because I'm too tired to text my real friends.'

'I'm here because I have nowhere else to go.'

'I’m the last person to show up, and I’m here because I’m too lazy to go anywhere else.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The person who only hangs out with you because they’re too lazy to talk to their real friends. They’re the kind of friend who texts you at 2 AM.

'I’m texting you at 2 AM because I’m too lazy to talk to my real friends.'

'I’m here because I don’t want to talk to my real friends.'

'I’m the kind of friend who shows up when no one else is around.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago