B syndrome
When you don’t know your elbow from your backside, and it’s not just bad, it’s legendary.
She asked me, ‘Do you even know where your elbow is?’ I said, ‘I think it’s on my backside.’
He said, ‘I don’t know my elbow from my backside, I live like that.’
She texted me, ‘You’re so clueless, you’re a ‘B’ in disguise.’