B syndrome

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When a short, chunky person gets all hot and bothered by a tall, skinny person. Together, they look like a giant ‘B’ that’s been insulted.
My cousin saw a guy and said, ‘He’s like a walking ‘B’’
She asked me, ‘Why do you look like a ‘B’ with a side of shame?’
He told me, ‘You’re the ‘B’ of my life, and I’m not even proud of it.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you don’t know your elbow from your backside, and it’s not just bad, it’s legendary.
She asked me, ‘Do you even know where your elbow is?’ I said, ‘I think it’s on my backside.’
He said, ‘I don’t know my elbow from my backside, I live like that.’
She texted me, ‘You’re so clueless, you’re a ‘B’ in disguise.’
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An adjective used to describe Connor, because he’s the worst, and everyone knows it.
My friend said, ‘Connor is the worst, he’s a ‘B’ through and through.’
He called me a ‘B’ and said, ‘You’re like Connor in a suit.’
She texted, ‘Connor is a ‘B’ and I’m tired of it.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you like the songs that no one else likes, the ones that sound like they were written by a sad kid in a basement.
He said, ‘I only listen to ‘B’ songs, the rest are garbage.’
She told me, ‘I like the ‘B’ songs, the others are for posers.’
He texted, ‘You’re a ‘B’ and I respect that.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you can get any girl you want, but you mess it up like five minutes before it happens, it’s like you’re trying to fail.
He said, ‘I got her, then I messed it up, I’m a ‘B’ in disguise.’
She told me, ‘You had her, then you blew it, classic ‘B’ move.’
He texted, ‘I was so close, then I ruined it, I’m a ‘B’ at heart.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you have everything in common with a guy who’s super sweet and looks good, but you don’t care, you’re just a heartless beast.
She said, ‘He’s sweet, but I’m a ‘B’, I don’t care.’
He told me, ‘You have everything in common with a ‘B’, but you’re just mean.’
She texted, ‘I’m a ‘B’ and I don’t care about him.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a hot girl only dates ugly guys from her school, and she thinks they’re handsome, like they’re not just ugly.
She said, ‘He’s ugly, but I think he’s handsome, I’m a ‘B’.’
He told me, ‘She’s hot, but she dates ‘B’s, and I’m one of them.’
She texted, ‘He’s ugly, but he’s my ‘B’ and I love him.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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