b-stub
A b-stub is a white Greg who’s old enough to know better but still acts like a baby. Mexicans hate him because they think he’s gonna mess up some big life thing. They throw him a party to mock him and hope he gets a job.
Greg: 'I’m a b-stub!' Mexicans: 'You’re still gonna be broke, Greg.'
At the b-stub ceremony, Greg tripped over a taco and fell into a piñata.
Greg cried when the piñata hit him with confetti and money.