b-stub

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A b-stub is a white guy named Greg who turns 19 or 20 and gets all kinds of crap from Mexicans because they think he’s about to fail at something big. It’s like a Mexican version of a coming-of-age party, but with more yelling and less cake.

Greg: 'I’m a b-stub now!' Mexicans: 'You’re still gonna fail, Greg.'

At the b-stub party, Greg ate three tacos and cried.

Mexicans threw confetti at Greg, but it was just glitter and shame.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A b-stub is a white Greg who’s old enough to know better but still acts like a baby. Mexicans hate him because they think he’s gonna mess up some big life thing. They throw him a party to mock him and hope he gets a job.

Greg: 'I’m a b-stub!' Mexicans: 'You’re still gonna be broke, Greg.'

At the b-stub ceremony, Greg tripped over a taco and fell into a piñata.

Greg cried when the piñata hit him with confetti and money.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A b-stub is a white guy named Greg who turns 19 or 20 and is basically a walking joke to Mexicans. They think he’s gonna fail at life, so they throw him a party and laugh at him until he cries.

Greg: 'I’m a b-stub now!' Mexicans: 'You’ll never be rich, Greg.'

At the b-stub party, Greg ate too many tacos and passed out.

Mexicans threw confetti at Greg, but it was just glitter and insults.

by Slangipedia 5d ago