B-stache
A B-stache is a moustache so cheesy it could make a pizza cry and would make any B-movie actor jealous.
He has a B-stache so cheesy it could be on a billboard next to a cheeseburger.
I told him he had a B-stache, and he said, 'That’s a compliment.' I said, 'No, that’s a curse.'
His moustache is so bad it could be the main character in a B-movie called 'The Stache of Doom.'