B-stache

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A B-stache is a lousy moustache that looks like it was glued on by a guy who never saw the sun and smells like a dead raccoon in a sock.

My uncle has a B-stache so bad it looks like it was stolen from a 1980s horror movie.

She walks in and says, 'I just got a B-stache,' and I knew she was lying.

He tried to grow a moustache, but it came out like a bad B-movie with a guy who eats cheese for breakfast.

A B-stache is a moustache so cheesy it could make a pizza cry and would make any B-movie actor jealous.

He has a B-stache so cheesy it could be on a billboard next to a cheeseburger.

I told him he had a B-stache, and he said, 'That’s a compliment.' I said, 'No, that’s a curse.'

His moustache is so bad it could be the main character in a B-movie called 'The Stache of Doom.'

A B-stache is a moustache so ugly it could make a dog run away and would make a B-movie director proud.

His B-stache looks like it was drawn by a kid who just got yelled at by his teacher.

She walked in with a B-stache and said, 'I’m here to save the day.' I said, 'No, you’re here to ruin it.'

He tried to look cool with his B-stache, but it looked like he had a raccoon in his mouth.

A B-stache is a moustache so bad it could make a B-movie look good and might even scare a baby.

His B-stache is so bad it could be in a movie called 'The Stache That Ate the City.'

She walked in with a B-stache and a smile that said, 'I know I look bad, but I don’t care.'

He has a B-stache so bad it makes my mom’s hair look good.

A B-stache is a moustache so crummy it could make a B-movie look like it was filmed in a garbage can.

His B-stache is so crummy it looks like it was grown by a guy who never washed his face.

I said he had a B-stache, and he said, 'That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.'

She showed up with a B-stache and a laugh that sounded like a dying cat.

A B-stache is a moustache so weak it could make a B-movie look like a superhero movie.

His B-stache looks like it was painted on with a finger and a can of cheap paint.

She walks in and says, 'I have a B-stache,' and I said, 'That’s not a B-stache, that’s a cry for help.'

He tried to grow a B-stache, but it looked like he had a goat in his mouth.