B-stache
A B-stache is a moustache so ugly it could make a dog run away and would make a B-movie director proud.
His B-stache looks like it was drawn by a kid who just got yelled at by his teacher.
She walked in with a B-stache and said, 'I’m here to save the day.' I said, 'No, you’re here to ruin it.'
He tried to look cool with his B-stache, but it looked like he had a raccoon in his mouth.