b-sauce
When someone tells you a story so full of lies it makes your brain hurt. It's like a giant pile of trash that someone tried to pass off as food.
My friend said he beat up a guy with a chicken. That's b-sauce.
She told me she dated a rock star. He had a mullet and played in a band called 'The Crusties.' That's b-sauce.
He said he flew to Paris on a bicycle. That's b-sauce.