b-sauce

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A messy mix of total lies and stupid ass stuff. It's like a big pile of bull-shit that someone tried to make into a sauce and failed.

My mom said she had a job, but I know she just sits on the couch eating cereal all day. That's b-sauce.

He told me he could fix my car in 10 minutes. It's been 3 days and it's still broken. That's b-sauce.

She said she'd bring cake to the party. She brought a burnt waffle. That's b-sauce.

When someone tells you a story so full of lies it makes your brain hurt. It's like a giant pile of trash that someone tried to pass off as food.

My friend said he beat up a guy with a chicken. That's b-sauce.

She told me she dated a rock star. He had a mullet and played in a band called 'The Crusties.' That's b-sauce.

He said he flew to Paris on a bicycle. That's b-sauce.

The worst kind of nonsense you can imagine. It's like someone took all the bad parts of life and threw them into a blender and called it a sauce.

My teacher said we'd have a pop quiz. Then she said it was a surprise. That's b-sauce.

My brother said he'd clean his room. He just moved the mess to the hallway. That's b-sauce.

My dad said he'd stop eating candy. He ate three whole bags. That's b-sauce.