B-RAD the granny pounder
He’s not just a man. He’s a legend. He’s got the moves, the stamina, and the guts to go from one grandma to the next. He’s like a walking buffet.
My grandma’s dating B-RAD now. He’s got a thing for snacks and old ladies.
He showed up at my grandma’s house with a pizza and a wink. She’s never coming back.
B-RAD’s got a new grandma. She’s got a cake and a face like she’s been crying for a week.