B-RAD the granny pounder

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He’s got the talent and the guts. He’s been doing it since he was a kid. He doesn’t just pound, he annihilates. He’s like a grandma’s worst nightmare, but better.
My grandma’s got a new man. He’s got a beard and a bad attitude. She calls him B-RAD.
My aunt said B-RAD is her new boyfriend. He’s got a tattoo that says ‘I eat grannies for breakfast.’
My cousin’s grandma is in love with B-RAD. He’s got a thing for old ladies and bad decisions.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He’s not just a man. He’s a legend. He’s got the moves, the stamina, and the guts to go from one grandma to the next. He’s like a walking buffet.
My grandma’s dating B-RAD now. He’s got a thing for snacks and old ladies.
He showed up at my grandma’s house with a pizza and a wink. She’s never coming back.
B-RAD’s got a new grandma. She’s got a cake and a face like she’s been crying for a week.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He doesn’t just love grannies. He eats them. He’s got the skills, the stamina, and the guts to take on the whole family. He’s like a grandma’s nightmare made real.
My grandma’s got a new man. He’s got a beard and a face like he’s been eating grannies all day.
B-RAD showed up at my grandma’s birthday party. He ate the cake and the grandma.
He’s got a new grandma. She’s got a new man. He’s got a new problem.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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