b-nocks
This tool helps you see the chick in the window, even when she’s naked. It’s like having a magical eye that lets you judge her from afar.
I used my b-nocks to watch the chick while I threw a tomato at her dog.
He used his b-nocks to stare at the chick while I yelled at him for being a creep.
I used my b-nocks to see the chick while I cursed her for being too hot.