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Also called binoculars, this piece of junk lets you stare at naked chicks through their window while your other hand is free to wave your stick around like a fool.
I used my b-nocks to watch her shower while I flipped her off from the sidewalk.
He was so distracted by the chicks in the window he forgot to eat his lunch.
I used my b-nocks to see the chick while I threw a rock at her dog.