b-nocks

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Also called binoculars, this piece of junk lets you stare at naked chicks through their window while your other hand is free to wave your stick around like a fool.
I used my b-nocks to watch her shower while I flipped her off from the sidewalk.
He was so distracted by the chicks in the window he forgot to eat his lunch.
I used my b-nocks to see the chick while I threw a rock at her dog.
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A fancy way to look at naked chicks from far away. It’s like having a front-row seat to their daily shower routine.
I used my b-nocks to spy on her while I chucked my sandwich at her cat.
He sat on the sidewalk for an hour just watching the chick through his b-nocks.
I used my b-nocks to see the chick while I cursed her for stealing my snack.
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This tool helps you see the chick in the window, even when she’s naked. It’s like having a magical eye that lets you judge her from afar.
I used my b-nocks to watch the chick while I threw a tomato at her dog.
He used his b-nocks to stare at the chick while I yelled at him for being a creep.
I used my b-nocks to see the chick while I cursed her for being too hot.
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