B-M-dub-ya
The car you buy when you’re broke, and you don’t care if it looks like it's about to fall apart, as long as it doesn’t cost you more money later.
I bought a B-M-dub-ya because I had no money. Now I have no money, and it still works.
My B-M-dub-ya has more holes than a cheese grater. But it still runs.
I drove my B-M-dub-ya through a mud pit. It came out looking like a monster, but it still went.