B-M-dub-ya

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The only car for people who don't give a rat’s ass about spending cash at first, and it doesn't quit on you, so you save your money later.
My dad drove a B-M-dub-ya for ten years. It looked like a war zone, but it never broke down.
I bought a B-M-dub-ya because I was too broke to buy anything else. Now I’m rich, and it still works.
My cousin's B-M-dub-ya smells like old pizza and regret. But it runs like a champ.
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The car for lazy people who don’t care if it looks like a junkyard, as long as it doesn’t die on them and costs less than a new one.
My B-M-dub-ya is so rusty, it looks like it’s been through a fire. But it still goes.
I got my B-M-dub-ya for $200. It’s got a hole in the floor, but it’s got soul.
My B-M-dub-ya has more dents than my ex. Still, it doesn’t break down.
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The car you buy when you’re broke, and you don’t care if it looks like it's about to fall apart, as long as it doesn’t cost you more money later.
I bought a B-M-dub-ya because I had no money. Now I have no money, and it still works.
My B-M-dub-ya has more holes than a cheese grater. But it still runs.
I drove my B-M-dub-ya through a mud pit. It came out looking like a monster, but it still went.
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