b-hatch
The hole that makes you feel like a dead rat in a sock. It throws insults and smells like shame.
My b-hatch said I smell like a dead rat. I told it to shut up or I'd kick it out of my pants.
He called my b-hatch a shame factory. I told him to get a life or I'd punch him.
She said my b-hatch was the worst. I told her to shut up or I'd throw her in the trash.