b-hatch

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The biggest, dirtiest hole in the back. Calls you a faggot if you don't laugh.
You call me a faggot? I'm still gonna poop on your face.
He said b-hatch twice in one sentence. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
She called my b-hatch a disgrace. I told her to shut up or I'd blow her mind.
2
The backdoor of doom. It roasts you with insults and smells like regret.
My b-hatch said I smell like a dead raccoon. I told it to go eat a sock.
He called my b-hatch a disaster. I told him to take a seat and shut up.
She said my b-hatch was a disgrace. I told her to go kiss a toilet.
3
The hole that gives you no mercy. It calls you names and makes you feel like a loser.
My b-hatch said I'm a loser. I told it to stop talking or I'd put it in a sock.
He called my b-hatch a stinkin' mess. I told him to get a life.
She said my b-hatch was the worst. I told her to shut up or I'd beat her with a broom.
4
The back hole that roasts you with insults and makes you feel like a piece of used gum.
My b-hatch said I'm a piece of used gum. I told it to shut up or I'd poop on its face.
He called my b-hatch a stinker. I told him to take a seat and stop being annoying.
She said my b-hatch was a disgrace. I told her to shut up or I'd beat her with a mop.
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The hole that makes you feel like a dead rat in a sock. It throws insults and smells like shame.
My b-hatch said I smell like a dead rat. I told it to shut up or I'd kick it out of my pants.
He called my b-hatch a shame factory. I told him to get a life or I'd punch him.
She said my b-hatch was the worst. I told her to shut up or I'd throw her in the trash.
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