B-Fats - When you’re so fat that every time you say a B-word, people

When you’re so fat that every time you say a B-word, people think you’re f***ing the air.

B-Fats said 'bathtub' and the whole class burst out laughing. He was like, 'What's so funny? I'm just relaxing.'

B-Fats said 'biscuit' and the principal sent him to the office for 'unacceptable snack talk.'

B-Fats said 'breakfast' and the cafeteria lady gave him a free pizza. 'You’re my favorite f***ing mess.'