B-Fats

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Your brother who thought being black and fat was a superpower. Turns out it’s just a curse.

Yo B-Fats, you still think you’re the king of the block? You’re just the king of the couch.

B-Fats tried to run away from the cops. He ran three steps and collapsed.

B-Fats tried to wear his mom’s heels. Now he’s stuck in the hallway like a f***ing meatball.

When you’re so fat that every time you say a B-word, people think you’re f***ing the air.

B-Fats said 'bathtub' and the whole class burst out laughing. He was like, 'What's so funny? I'm just relaxing.'

B-Fats said 'biscuit' and the principal sent him to the office for 'unacceptable snack talk.'

B-Fats said 'breakfast' and the cafeteria lady gave him a free pizza. 'You’re my favorite f***ing mess.'

A fat girl who’s got so many rolls and pimples you think she’s been f***ed by a donut.

B-Fats walked into the gym and the whole class screamed. 'That’s not a girl. That’s a monster.'

B-Fats tried to do yoga and ended up in a pile of f***ing glory.

B-Fats got into a fight with a donut. The donut won.