B-E-A-UTIFUL person
A person so pretty they make your face turn red and your brain go 'what the hell is that?'
My teacher is a B-E-A-UTIFUL person. I got a D on my essay because I was distracted.
I saw a B-E-A-UTIFUL person and I forgot to eat my lunch. I had to eat my feelings.
My dog is a B-E-A-UTIFUL person. He looks at me like I owe him money.