B-E-A-UTIFUL person

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A person so good-looking they make your brain short-circuit and your face turn red like a boiled lobster.

My ex is a B-E-A-UTIFUL person. I still have nightmares about her.

I saw a B-E-A-UTIFUL person, and I forgot how to walk.

My dog ran into the street when he saw a B-E-A-UTIFUL person. He didn’t come back for three days.

Someone so hot they make your eyes bleed and your brain say 'I give up.'

That guy in my math class is a B-E-A-UTIFUL person. I failed my test because I was staring at him.

My mom is a B-E-A-UTIFUL person. I don’t know how she’s still alive.

I tried to text my crush, but I saw a B-E-A-UTIFUL person and my fingers forgot how to type.

A human who looks so good they make your soul say 'I want to die now.'

My neighbor is a B-E-A-UTIFUL person. I almost peed myself when I saw her.

I saw a B-E-A-UTIFUL person and I dropped my phone. It broke. I cried.

I’m not a B-E-A-UTIFUL person. I’m just a human who got lucky.

A person so pretty they make your face turn red and your brain go 'what the hell is that?'

My teacher is a B-E-A-UTIFUL person. I got a D on my essay because I was distracted.

I saw a B-E-A-UTIFUL person and I forgot to eat my lunch. I had to eat my feelings.

My dog is a B-E-A-UTIFUL person. He looks at me like I owe him money.

A human who looks so good your heart starts doing backflips and your face looks like a tomato.

That girl in my class is a B-E-A-UTIFUL person. I think she’s a spy from another planet.

My dad is a B-E-A-UTIFUL person. I asked him for a raise, and he said 'no.'

I saw a B-E-A-UTIFUL person and I started singing in the shower. I still haven’t stopped.

A person so hot they make your brain explode and your face turn red like a flamingo.

That guy at the mall is a B-E-A-UTIFUL person. I almost got into a fight with a security guard because I was distracted.

My mom is a B-E-A-UTIFUL person. I tried to text her, but I just stared at her for 10 minutes.

I saw a B-E-A-UTIFUL person and my dog started barking at me. I don’t know why.