b-day jip
you forget someone’s birthday and then act like you remembered it, but it’s clear as day you didn’t. you even gave them a broken stapler and called it a masterpiece.
you text them ‘happy b-day’ and it’s 10 minutes before the actual day
you show up with a stapler and say it’s a gift from the future
you try to explain the stapler is ‘symbolic’ and no one buys it