b-day jip

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you forget someone’s birthday and then act like you remembered it, but it’s clear as day you didn’t. you even gave them a broken stapler and called it a masterpiece.

you text them ‘happy b-day’ and it’s 10 minutes before the actual day

you show up with a stapler and say it’s a gift from the future

you try to explain the stapler is ‘symbolic’ and no one buys it

by Slangipedia 6d ago

you completely blank on someone’s birthday, but you still try to pretend you didn’t. you also try to pass off a broken stapler as the gift of the decade.

you text them ‘hope your day is good’ and it’s the day after their birthday

you show up with a stapler and say it’s a ‘hug in a box’

you try to say it was a ‘last-minute gift’ and it was clearly a last-minute trash idea

by Slangipedia 6d ago

you forget someone’s birthday so bad it’s like you’re a ghost, but you still try to pretend you remembered. you even showed up with a broken stapler and called it a gift.

you text them ‘hope you had a good b-day’ and it’s the next day

you show up with a stapler and say it’s a ‘personalized gift’

you try to explain the stapler is ‘from the future’ and it’s clearly nonsense

by Slangipedia 6d ago

you forget someone’s birthday and then you act like you didn’t, even though it’s clear you did. you also showed up with a broken stapler and said it was a gift from the stars.

you text them ‘happy b-day’ and it’s 3 hours before their actual birthday

you show up with a stapler and say it’s a ‘gift from the stars’

you try to say it was a ‘surprise’ and it was clearly a disaster

by Slangipedia 6d ago

you forget someone’s birthday completely and then act like you remembered. you even brought a broken stapler and called it a gift from the universe.

you text them ‘happy b-day’ and it’s the day before their actual birthday

you show up with a broken stapler and say it’s from the universe

you try to explain the stapler is ‘cosmic’ and no one believes you

by Slangipedia 6d ago

you forget someone’s birthday and then act like you didn’t. you even showed up with a broken stapler and called it a gift from the heavens.

you text them ‘hope you had a good b-day’ and it’s the day after

you show up with a stapler and say it’s from the heavens

you try to say it was a ‘mystery gift’ and no one buys it

by Slangipedia 6d ago