b-day jip
you completely blank on someone’s birthday, but you still try to pretend you didn’t. you also try to pass off a broken stapler as the gift of the decade.
you text them ‘hope your day is good’ and it’s the day after their birthday
you show up with a stapler and say it’s a ‘hug in a box’
you try to say it was a ‘last-minute gift’ and it was clearly a last-minute trash idea