B-Day Crasher
A person who comments on your birthday post just to make themselves look like they care, even though they don’t know you from Adam.
Happy Birthday! I hope your day is as amazing as your face! (from the guy who once called you ‘ugly’ in a group chat)
Wishing you the best! (from someone who follows you because they think you’re a celebrity)
You look happy! (from the person who once tried to steal your lunch)