B-Day Crasher

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A person who comments on someone's Facebook wall on their birthday and has no clue who it is. They just want to feel important.

Happy Birthday! I hope you have a good day! (from a guy who follows you because he thinks you’re his cousin's ex's friend's mom)

Wishing you a day full of joy! (from someone who once commented on your post about your cat)

You look happy! (from the guy who used to comment on your status every Monday for a year)

Somebody who comments on your birthday post just because they saw it and thought, ‘Why not?’, even though they don’t know you.

Happy Birthday! You seem cool! (from the guy who once asked you for a pen in math class)

Wishing you a birthday that’s as good as your grades! (from someone who has never seen you fail)

Hope you have a great day! (from the girl who only knows you because she sits behind you)

A person who comments on your birthday post just to make themselves look like they care, even though they don’t know you from Adam.

Happy Birthday! I hope your day is as amazing as your face! (from the guy who once called you ‘ugly’ in a group chat)

Wishing you the best! (from someone who follows you because they think you’re a celebrity)

You look happy! (from the person who once tried to steal your lunch)

A person who randomly comments on your birthday post just to seem friendly, even though they don’t know who you are.

Happy Birthday! (from the guy who once asked you for a pencil and you said no)

Wishing you a day filled with joy! (from the girl who once sat next to you and never talked)

Hope you have a great day! (from the person who once drew on your desk with a marker)

A person who comments on your birthday post just because they saw it and thought, ‘I should say something,’ even though they don’t know you.

Happy Birthday! (from the guy who once took your eraser)

Wishing you a good day! (from someone who once said you were ‘the worst’)

You seem happy! (from the person who once tried to copy your homework)

A person who comments on your birthday post just to feel important, even though they don’t know you and never will.

Happy Birthday! (from the guy who once yelled at you in the hallway)

Wishing you a great day! (from someone who once drew a mustache on your face)

You look happy! (from the person who once told you you were ‘a disaster’)