b currier
A man with a beard so thick, it looks like he’s wearing a rug. He drinks beer, walks on beaches, and has a soft spot for pugs. He’s the guy who gets road head like it’s his favorite snack.
He showed up at the beach with a pug and a growler, and everyone moved out of the way.
His beard is so big, it could probably be a hat.
He walked past the bar with a pug and a six-pack, like he was the main event.