b currier

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#beard legend#pug lover#road head machine

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A guy with a beard like a greasy pizza and a love for cheap beer, sandy footprints, and pugs that sniff his crotch. He’s the guy who gets road head like it’s a second job.
He showed up at the bar with a pug and a six-pack, and the whole place knew he was coming for road head.
His beard is so thick, it could hide a murder.
He walked into the beach with a pug and a beer, like he owned the place.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man with a beard so thick, it looks like he’s wearing a rug. He drinks beer, walks on beaches, and has a soft spot for pugs. He’s the guy who gets road head like it’s his favorite snack.
He showed up at the beach with a pug and a growler, and everyone moved out of the way.
His beard is so big, it could probably be a hat.
He walked past the bar with a pug and a six-pack, like he was the main event.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man with a beard like a mad scientist’s experiment. He drinks beer, walks on beaches, and loves pugs. He gets road head like it’s a daily ritual and a good time.
He walked into the bar with a pug and a beer, and the whole place knew what was coming.
His beard is so thick, it probably has its own Instagram.
He took a long walk on the beach with a pug and a beer, like he was on a mission.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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