b-budds
B-budds are guys who are too scared to be alone. They take it up the butt together because they’re both too lazy to be brave.
They texted me, 'We’re b-budds. You can’t leave us alone.'
At the party, they were b-budds. One was laughing, the other was crying.
They came to my house and said, 'We’re b-budds now. You’re our third wheel.'