b-budds

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B-budds is when two guys are so weak they need to hold hands while peeing and taking it up the butt at the same time.
My cousin and his friend are b-budds. They even go to the mall together.
At the bar, they were b-budds. One was crying while the other was laughing.
They texted me: 'We’re b-budds forever, even if you hate us.'
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B-budds are like best friends who are so lost they need each other to survive the day and the back of a toilet.
They showed up at my house with their b-budds. All four of them had to take a shower together.
My friend said, 'We’re b-budds now. You’re stuck with me.'
They were at the park and said, 'We’re b-budds for life!' I just wanted to die.
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B-budds are guys who are too scared to be alone. They take it up the butt together because they’re both too lazy to be brave.
They texted me, 'We’re b-budds. You can’t leave us alone.'
At the party, they were b-budds. One was laughing, the other was crying.
They came to my house and said, 'We’re b-budds now. You’re our third wheel.'
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