B-Bopper
B-Boppers are the worst kind of kids. They wear pants that look like they're about to fall apart and think they're amazing at basketball. They’re not. They’re the reason the park has a trash can next to the hoop.
My brother's a B-Bopper. He walks into the park like he's going to win the NBA.
A B-Bopper tried to block me and missed so hard I think he fell into the next dimension.
I saw a B-Bopper try to shoot a three-pointer and it looked like he was trying to hit a fly with a hammer.