B-Bopper

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Kids who think they're cool because they wear pants that look like they were stolen from a landfill and go to the park to play basketball like it's a holy mission. They all suck so bad it's a miracle the ball doesn't run away from them.

"I just saw a B-Bopper try to dunk and miss the rim by like five feet. It was tragic."

My cousin's a B-Bopper. He wears cargo pants and thinks he's a king.

I saw a group of B-Boppers try to play 2-on-2 and it was like watching a bunch of sad squirrels fight over a nut.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

B-Boppers are the worst kind of kids. They wear pants that look like they're about to fall apart and think they're amazing at basketball. They’re not. They’re the reason the park has a trash can next to the hoop.

My brother's a B-Bopper. He walks into the park like he's going to win the NBA.

A B-Bopper tried to block me and missed so hard I think he fell into the next dimension.

I saw a B-Bopper try to shoot a three-pointer and it looked like he was trying to hit a fly with a hammer.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

B-Boppers are the kind of people who think they're athletes just because they wear pants with extra pockets and play basketball like it’s a death match. They all suck so bad it’s a miracle the ball doesn’t just give up and leave.

I saw a B-Bopper try to steal the ball and just tripped over his own shoelaces.

My friend’s a B-Bopper and he wears cargo pants like they’re a fashion statement.

A B-Bopper tried to pass the ball and it went flying into a tree. The tree looked proud.

by Slangipedia 15d ago