B-Bopper
B-Boppers are the kind of people who think they're athletes just because they wear pants with extra pockets and play basketball like it’s a death match. They all suck so bad it’s a miracle the ball doesn’t just give up and leave.
I saw a B-Bopper try to steal the ball and just tripped over his own shoelaces.
My friend’s a B-Bopper and he wears cargo pants like they’re a fashion statement.
A B-Bopper tried to pass the ball and it went flying into a tree. The tree looked proud.