A&P
The old supermarket that went broke and now looks like it's trying too hard to be cool. The employees wear stupid ties and scream about being 'fresh obsessed'.
I walked into an A&P and they were fighting over who had the best clip-on tie.
A&P employees claim to be 'fresh obsessed' but they look like they haven’t seen a vegetable since 2003.
The A&P in my town is so dead it’s like a ghost store.